Monday, February 18, 2008

Kairaba Avenue

If all the countries in the world were to send one slice of themselves to the country olympics to get judged, we'd probably send Kairaba Avenue, that proud stretch of road starting at West Field and ending at Sabena junction, named after the country's former President, which is usually what visitors to the country are referring to when they speak about "the great steps in development taken by The Gambia" (it's the next road you get onto after the Kombo Coastal/Airport Road, and is often one of the first things you see coming into the country).


I recently started work at an Internet startup here, and I never fail to be amazed by how different it is from any other place I have been in The Gambia. With enough money you could spend your whole life here, getting everything you needed - from food to a new sofa for your living room - and never having to leave.


All Great Avenues have a monument: Kairaba Avenue starts off with two. The first is a rather ugly-looking sculpture of two school-age children (teenagers?) holding a flag, and books. The sculpture itself is draped with leftover Christmas lights, which look like netting from a certain distance, as if someone went out hunting school-kids and captured these specimens, and froze them in stone and placed them here, as a warning. One of the sculptures holds and open book, the other a pen. Right underneath them there is a restaurant, which plays loud music at night (and is famous for being a soliciting spot for prostitutes, which rather spoils the effect).


Then there is the second monument - a sculpture of a palm-wine tapper in the act of climbing a palm tree, tapper and tree both set in darkest ebony, celebrating the virtues of honest labour. The traffic light changes, and cars zip by the palm-wine tapper, half-clad, silent, deeply concentrating on his task to the point of ignoring everyone and everything else. It is beautiful. A placard at the bottom reads "We Reap the fruits of our labor".


There have been quite a number of new banks opening in the country recently, and nearly all of them have branches here. Coming to work in the morning, it feels a little like walking through the streets of Dakar (though, of course, on a much smaller scale): strangers briskly walking past ignoring each other, on their way to work, cars everywhere, business suits and briefcases, a quality of busy-ness and the shortness of time in the air. When you meet someone you know there is a brisk nod of the head, a smile, perhaps a wave - then you both walk on. It's almost 9, you're both late for work and there's simply no time for idle chitchat.


Within walking distance of my office alone there are five furniture shops, selling sofas and TV cabinets and whole living/dining room sets, all imported. The local furniture shops cannot afford the expensive real estate here, and so they are located further in, in Serekunda and Banjul. For food, there are restaurants within 5-minute walking distance of any building here: small ones like Fast Ali's (located opposite the monument), and larger ones like "The Four Seasons", and "Sultan's" (both the chosen four-a.m., after-clubbing hangouts of the hip and happening youth population). You can get everything from fried chicken to humus (the restaurant industry here is mostly run by Lebanese immigrants).


Then there is the ominous sounding "Jobot Laboratories". Jobot means family in Wolof - and "Family Laboratories" is, in fact, a rather boring name. But consider that Jobot is also a verb, meaning "to make a family", so you can Jobot, as well as have a Jobot, and suddenly images race through your mind of a laboratory where whole families are produced in test tubes, Mum and Dad's foetuses floating in nutritional fluid next to each other, growing at a faster rate than the children's foetuses (which are in a different tube), all waiting to be released into the country (after receiving suitable training and orientation, of course). Finally yesterday I walked into the lab to find out what they really did. The reception area was empty - there was a table, and chairs, and the usual assortment of magazines. Then through a glass partition I saw stack upon stack of test tubes, and white gloved hands moving amongst them (just hands, from where I stood: ghostly, detached), and the murmur of indistinguishable, muted voices. I turned quickly and fled.


Outside Jobot labs there is a fashion shop on one side, selling women's clothes and accessories like handbags. On the other side there is a candy store. I went in there and looked longingly at the boxes of chewing gum ("bubbly", "fruity", "blowy"), and Mars bars. I felt sentimental. It took great will to turn around and walk away without buying anything.


The most heavily guarded building on Kairaba Avenue is probably the US Embassy. Even the banks don't come close: armed men stand in front of its gates at all times of the day, taxis are forbidden from stopping in front of it to pick up passengers. Solid concrete blocks (a more dirty-minded essayist would perhaps describe these as being almost phallus-like) stand erect before the gates and the building itself, guarding it from forced vehicular penetration. And at the gates there are metal detectors and a screening room. You won't see any long visa lines, because the visa waiting room is in the back (more armed men here too). The whole thing is one large fortress, and moving down the road a bit there is the Peace Corps office, Fortress #2, not as heavily secured but still learning quite a bit about paranoia from its older brother.


There are cracks in the high-tech Avenue, through which sometimes its humble beginnings show. A few doors down from where I work there is a tiny outdoor shop (nothing more than a one-person canteen set up against a wall really) with a painted sign that reads:


Sayidu Baba,

Saf Saf ["tasty tasty"],

Goat Meat

Afura ["Roasted"]


The wall on which the sign is painted is pinched uncomfortably between a furniture shop and an electronics shop, both selling goods with the gloss factory-made finish of modern consumer items. Against the wall Sayidu Baba has set his grilling bar, and his knives of dull and stained metal, and the other instruments of his trade; the wall itself is blackened with charcoal smoke, and is almost invisible from the road (your eyes seem to jump from one high-tech shop to the other, ignoring this bit of brazenness in between). I imagine him at night, when all the shops are closed and there is almost no traffic, selling roasted goat meat to clients, who praise his tasty hand and good humor as he modestly smiles and waves them off, and who patronize him, recommending him to their friends.


As fast as they can be, buildings here have been torn down and made into leasable properties - for shops and banks and other businesses - so that there are almost no houses left. It makes no sense to live on property here, when one can rent it off for such high prices. Each new building constructed tries to outdo the others as much as possible in architectural elegance: Camelot Boutiques ("the Gambia's first mall", now closed - it is highly competitive (read: expensive) here, and businesses close as fast as they stop making profits, to be replaced almost immediately), The Emporium (a large looming hulk of a building with marble pillars and a glass exterior, looking rather out of place on this road - a friend called it "egregious"), Kairaba Shopping Centre (the largest supermarket here). And there are other construction projects under way, including the new Quantum Institute of Technology. GRTS is here too, and two of the country's cellphone providers (Africell and Comium).


There are beggars. They congregate at the head of the Avenue, and at the traffic lights, where they stretch their tired hands out to people in cars waiting for the light to change.There are also door-to-door insurance salesmen, and thieves (but, to paraphrase Mark Twain, I repeat myself :-)). The other day a man came to my office. At the front office, as the receptionist turned around to remove something from her desk drawer, the man's hand inched forward slowly, ever so slowly, towards the mobile phone she had lying exposed on the desk. Just in time the receptionist looked up - perhaps catching the sly movement of the hand out of the corner of her eye, perhaps out of some "fool me once" intuition (this had happened to her, once before). Her gaze fell upon the man's face; he looked away, hurriedly muttered something, then turned and rushed out. There are street hawkers too, selling pirated DVDs and mobile phone covers and chargers. [The Peuls, traditionally cattle herders and shop keepers, have now almost completely taken over the pirated DVD trade].



At night the Avenue changes. It gets dark, all the shops close, and the streetlights come on. The light of the streetlights are not as harsh as the glare of the sun, and there is a lessening of intensity. The night traffic begins: a girl in a pretty red dress stands outside the monument restaurant, nervously twirling the strap of her handbag; outside the Gamtel office at the head of the Avenue there appears as if out of nowhere a black market in sneakers, spread out on the pavement. Traffic decreases a little (compared to the afternoon jams), and its quality changes - now there are more teenagers in their Dad's SUVs cruising around listening to 2pac. There is not so much of a rush anymore, to go places.



Friday, February 8, 2008

The Great Valentine's Day Cash-in

If u love me like u told me please be careful with my heart - u can take it just don't break it or my world will fall apart. - Africell Valentine's day server quote

Yes! You! too! can get love quotes to send to your loved ones from the Africell Valentine's day messages service - simply send a blank text to 7115. 

And whilst you're still in the Valentine's mood, check out the Observer's Love Lines column - a column where people send in their heartbreak letters, and the columnist gives them advice. Here's a typical sample:


Lovelines, 

Can you please help me on this my problem? I have a girl who is in UK that calls me every week. I don’t know when she will come back to the Gambia because she is too far from me. Since every man needs comfort, so I found one girl to give me the comfort that I want. But now I found myself in the cheating position. I don’t know what to do I really love the girl who resides in UK for marriage while the one in the Gambia is only giving me the comfort that I need.


The "Cheating Position" - you've got to love that phrase. He does not cheat - he finds himself instead in this position, involuntarily. And the reply from the good love doctor:

Lamin 

I know the comfort you are referring to but you should have reach a decision with her to know the type of love you have for each other whether it is the one that will lead you two to the altar. But if it is not, you are free to continue receiving your comfort from other end. But one thing is that you never make up your mind either to marry the lady abroad even the one with you here have no seat. Definitely you are on enjoyment rail. So do not claim that you love the girl in UK anymore, but say you like her. Remember that "he who desires but acts does not breed pestilence," according to William Blake but can cause it. Good luck!


"Enjoyment Rail" - how do you get on it again? And the Blake quote - completely out of sync, but quite touché. And it's obvious from reading this what Lamin's problem is: he should learn to distinguish between "love" and "like" - two very different verbs.

There's a point I'm trying to make here, about cheesiness, and the heart-sinkingly bad, vomit-inducing, cliché-ridden "love messages" which are such a hit down here, especially amongst teenagers (a culture has grown around sending these to each other, and collecting them in one's inbox for opportune moments); about how Nigerian movies and columns like Lovelines have made this even worse; and about how Africell's always-quick-on-the-uptake marketing department are very wisely cashing in on this. But the fact is, I'll probably just come off as some jaded smart-arse who never got invited to the "true lurv" party (complete with teddy bears and "I you" signs), so I'll just shut up. One day there'll be enough of us to start a revolution. In the meantime go read Lovelines, and smile a knowing smile... 




Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Morgan Heritage Concert

There was a live Morgan Heritage concert at the stadium last night. I expected there to be a lot of people, but wow! it seemed like everyone and their cousin was there, the lines were so long I almost turned around and went back home. And this was just at the main gate into the stadium. There must have been a few thousand people, and a large police presence keeping everyone in line, herding back those who would sneak into a line instead of queuing up, stopping any fights that broke out, maintaining the public order. Of course we (my friends and I) didn't even think about queuing up - we already had tickets, and we would have been there for hours. We finally solved the problem by sending a scout to look over certain walls to see if they were unguarded, and then taking a running jump over said walls, hearts beating wildly, expecting the sound of a shot going off any minute, and turning round to see the guy next to you on the wall with a smoking hole in his face...

But we got in, almost disappointingly without incident. We joined the crowd milling in at the gate, and walked nonchalantly as possible past the (armed) soldiers waiting, out into the stadium ... where we found another crowd - not as large as the one outside, but still nothing to be scoffed at - waiting in yet another line (it was a night of lines, and long ones at that). This time we got around the line by casually sidling into the holes opened up whenever it moved forward, until we were all in, standing in front of people who had been there hours before us, and were now complaining bitterly, not about us, but about the people who had let their vigilance down enough that we had got in.

Whilst I waited - the line moved very slowly - it struck me how peaceful the whole thing was, how devoid of the beatings, nasty slaps, and other casual violences that are our fine army's usual reaction to crowds getting out of hand. I thought maybe I was just in a freak minute,
and things would go back to normal soon - but the whole time I stood there I did not see one incident in which the police/soldiers on guard and searching people before they went in, acted in any way but a professional manner. There was a beautiful moment when a kid tried to get into line, sneaking past us, step after step, all the while looking the other way. When he had reached the top of the steps he came right bam up against the soldier on guard there.

"What're you doing?", the soldier asked. The kid was silent. Everyone looked up at them, waiting for the kid to get it. The soldier made a sudden lunging motion at him, and he leapt back, scared, almost falling over in his attempt to turn and flee, but instead of grabbing him by the collar and hitting him the soldier put his hand on the kid's arm, and laughed at the kid's fear. Everyone in the line laughed, too. Then the soldier motioned for the kid to go on in, giving him a pat on the back, letting him skip the line for his troubles.

Finally I got to the front of the line. After I had been searched, and just before we went in, the head of the security detail sent a message saying we should be held at the gate for a while, until the stairs had cleared, for safety reasons. The soldier who had run through the contents of my pocket apologized, asking me to wait. We stood facing each other, the line behind me pushing me up so I was right up next to him, breathing into his face, under his helmet he had what looked like green netting.

"So how's it?", he asked, and I almost fell off the stair in shock.

"Er...not bad", I said, and he nodded appreciatively. We stood for a while, avoiding each other's eyes, saying nothing. Then...

"Kinda cold, isn't it?", I said, eyeing the gun that hung so carelessly at his side. [Thank God for the weather, and its conversation-saving properties]

"Oh yes, yes", he replied, "very".

Another longish silence. All around me people were standing in line, being searched for weapons and contraband, everything going along so smoothly it felt surreal. They had to know - someone had to tell them that this was the way things should run, that it would be so much better if they did this instead of the other, even if it was the other that gave them power trips and a high.

"I'm proud of you guys today", I said, to the one who stood in front of me, gun at his side, "how you're handling the whole thing". He gave me a penetrating look, and I felt like explaining, telling him I meant how it was different today, and how I could not ever remember feeling anything even close to proud about the army until now. But I was feeling rather foolish now, so I shut up. Finally he grinned at me.

"Seen?", he asked me, his teeth showing. ["Oh lord - a Jamaican-wannabe soldier", I thought to myself, partly to mitigate the embarrassment I felt now at having been so cheesy]

"Yup", I said.

Just then the leader gave the all-clear, and they let us in...

...where we sat waiting for nearly four hours before Morgan finally came up on stage. There was nothing remarkable about the performance even - the lead singer kept going into these long monologues after each song, which was a bad idea because: a) everyone was fired up and ready to dance, and b) the way the sound system was set up you couldn't hear half the words he said. Several times I got the impression that they were using us as the testing ground for musical ideas they were testing out: guitar solos would start out loud and end up going nowhere, a drum roll would start and then wind down, dying an awkward-sounding death, songs would come to a stop, and there would be a long silence before the next one started. It was certainly nothing close to Morgan in Amsterdam, for example.

When we got in, we were all put up in the pavilions, the MC declaring (to loud boos) that no one was allowed on the grass. Before the show started, about 15 soldiers were set up opposite each occupied pavilions, just to drive home the point (you are not getting down here, so get it out of your heads). In the pavilions there were loud complaints about how this was a show, not a football match, and how could they stick us up here like this, and "God help me if I'm not going down, as soon as I see other people go down". So as soon as the show started, everyone came flying over the pavilion walls - watching it from above was like watching a scene in a war movie: first people surging forward, then the soldiers driving them back, then people surging forward
some more, this time to a point closer to the stage; and in this way advancing more and more until they were almost at the stage. The final drive started when Peter Morgan asked that "the security let dah pee-pol come closah" - there was a wild cry from the crowd (and in that moment Peter Morgan was the most popular person in the whole country) and a mad rush forwards, this time the wave driving the soldiers back, back, back...

The show went until 6am this morning - far more performance time than the almost-disdainful Youssou Ndour ever does at a show here. By the end everyone was completely beat - people were actually lying down on the grass, fast asleep.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Our Beautiful, Grade-A Flag

We apparently have the best flag in the world - at least according to this guy. :-) Nice to get some recognition for something, though I'm not too sure about the flag representing the geography of the country thing - that's probably reading too much into it. But still...

Sunday, January 20, 2008

NAWEC beats their own record

The voltage suddenly increased last night in Banjul without warning. The light in my room got brighter and the fan whirred violently faster, and as I sat up in bed wondering what had happened, I heard the sound of fuses blowing off one by one. I rushed to turn off the power strip connecting my laptops and server to the mains, but not before the server power supply had blown up, as well as the Adapter for one of the laptops. Then the power strip itself saved me the trouble, and promptly blew up with a loud pop even as I got there. Then the lightbulbs in the house started popping off one by one, followed by the fans. Luckily my mother turns off the fridge and TV switch at night as a precaution, or those would have gone too [I have often been irritated by her switch-turning-off tendencies - she insists on turning everything not in use off - but now I see the wisdom in her ways]. The heat and mosquitoes kept me up all night.

This morning I found out that every single appliance - fans, tapes, fridges, lightbulbs, dvd players - that had been connected to the Mains on my street had been destroyed by the excess voltage, and at least one house burned down, the old woman who inhabitated it running out just in the nick of time when she smelt smoke from a burning tape.

There have been reports of NAWEC destroying people's electrical devices before, but nothing on this scale - this is totally unprecedented, and quite frankly ridiculous, and a poor, poor, showing by the power company, which is totally inexcusable. Blackouts are one thing, but destroying expensive electrical equipment and endangering lives is something else entirely.

NAWEC owes us an explanation, and an apology, if not more.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

OLPC Laptop

I laid my hands on an OLPC laptop this week. My friend Todd, who had gotten one earlier, told me that whilst it had a lot of potential, at this point he was going to give it two thumbs down. Now like all geeks, I have been very excited by the OLPC project since I heard about it, working out elaborate fantasies in my mind in which the Gambia would somehow acquire a hundred thousand of them, and start a hand-cranking, rugged-laptop-wielding educational revolution in schools all over the country, both rural and urban. We would change the school curricula, so the laptops were used as tools rather than nice curios (as the current crop of second-hand computer donations to schools seem to be), and at the same time sparking off a computer revolution as kids left high school knowing how to program computers and create new software.

I am also currently reading "The Diamond Age: A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer", a scifi novel by Neal Stephenson in which one of the protagonists, Nell, is taught almost all she knows by a laptop not unsimilar to the OLPC one, though a lot more advanced. So you can understand how my mental image of the OLPC was a rather romantic one, and why I felt rather deflated at Todd's words, developing an itch to prove him wrong and hold on to my dream, dammit.

Alas - Todd was right. Oh, the laptop's a beautiful machine, the hardware a marvel of engineering and all that - there is no doubt about this. It packs quite a lot of punch in such a tiny space, especially considering it even has a built-in video camera, and can record audio. It does mesh networks very well, approaching Mac OS X's "no bother, one click" ad-hoc networking capabilities. [It takes me two minutes to use my MacBook to set up an ad-hoc connection; the last time I tried it on Windows XP I gave up frustrated after thirty minutes]. The design is very child-proof - someone at the Peace Corps reportedly spilt coffee on one, and it still worked fine afterward. The screen flips around nicely, converting it into a texbook/ebook reader. Its small form-factor is perfect for moving it around in a schoolbag, and its tiny keyboard, though it makes it a pain for adults to type in anything long, is greatly suited to small hands. Hardware is not the problem.

The problem is Software. The same problems that have dogged GUI Linux until recently (what makes sense for geeks does not necessarily make sense for other people) have somehow clambered aboard this laptop's UI design team-wagon [yes, the metaphor's clunky on purpose, to illustrate the point]. The problem is not one large thing - it is an aggregate of small things which add up: when a program is loading it is indicated by flashing the program icon on the home screen, which may be hidden by other program windows, leading you to think the laptop is unresponsive; Connecting/Disconnecting to a wireless network takes a single click: double-clicking seems to connect and disconnect immediately, and more than once simply made all the wireless networks disappear from the screen; shutting down did not turn off the actual hardware, but left it stuck at the final warning screen, so you have to press the power button and hold it till it goes off.

All these problems took me a day to figure out. Another geek would maybe take even less. But your average geek is not the target user of this laptop, excited as we are to play with it, the target user is some some non-tech-type teacher stuck in a remote village, with no access to the Internet, trying to grok the laptop and its nuances enough that she can solve her students' problems, and teach them using it. Which brings me to the next thing I found lacking: documentation.

Take the "Etoys" program for example. It is one of the most powerful, most exciting programs I have seen for teaching kids programming, in a long time. It can do animation, and you can attach code to the sprites you animate, so you can, for example, animate a flock of birds and then write swarming behavior for them, determining how close they fly to each other, and how they avoid bumping into each other. Yet the documentation for it is terrible, consisting of nothing more than a series of "guides" to the different buttons and menus that appear onscreen. There are apart from this some pretty neat demos and samples that showcase Etoy's capabilities. And that's it. Our poor primary school teacher would be completely out of her depth.

I wouldn't go as far as Todd's "two thumbs down", or Wired Magazine's dismissal ("who cares anymore?", they asked) - I am still really excited about this project, and now that the media hype seems to be over, maybe some real work will be quietly (always the best way) done. I am also aware that this is only a first version, and improvements will happen, especially considering it is an Open Source effort. I am eagerly waiting to see where this project goes. And meanwhile I dream of an Illustrated Primer.